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10. Daydreams

Finally, a humorous poem! I was about to go cry in a corner after reading through all my old poems and finally there's gold in a pile of charcoal! Enjoy this poem I wrote in grade 8 in history class, I was BORED.

"Daydreams"
November 2007
Olga Taratuta

This class is so boring!
So let’s go exploring!

I don’t know where I’m going with this thing
In my head there’s this random ‘ring’!

“Write about anything! Write about socks!”
I’d rather eat a mouthful of genuine clocks!

Does that make any sense? No, not at all
Huh? Why am I suddenly beginning to crawl?

Where am I? It’s so wet and warm in here
Ew, I really want to disappear

Is that smoke? Yes! It’s coming from above!
It’s starting to growl, oh, this I just love

It’s roaring, it’s snorting, it’s a dragon! Oh crap!
And I’m stuck in his mouth with his bloody gross sap

It’s nasty and queer, what the heck, where am I now?
I stare at my hooves, OH MY GOD I’M A COW!

There’s this random talking, it’s coming from my tummy!
“Eat the grass, eat the grass, it is yummy, yummy!”

I eat it and pass out; a cockroach is stuck in my fur
I lost my sight, and everything’s a blur!

“Stop daydreaming! What do you want to do with your life?”
I answer the teacher, “I wanna kill the dragon and make the cow my wife!”

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