My husband stole milk from the neighbour's farm,
He told me that I ask him for too much.
I told him that I'd cause him raw harm,
Now he retracts at the threat of my touch.
My husband didn't come home for the night,
He left the milk on the doorstep to rot.
He and his pals went to grab a quick bite,
Between smokes and beer chugs he forgot.
This morning we ate dry cereal and bran,
Because my husband is a lazy old man.
He told me that I ask him for too much.
I told him that I'd cause him raw harm,
Now he retracts at the threat of my touch.
My husband didn't come home for the night,
He left the milk on the doorstep to rot.
He and his pals went to grab a quick bite,
Between smokes and beer chugs he forgot.
This morning we ate dry cereal and bran,
Because my husband is a lazy old man.
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