Oh how I’d love to Wrap my arms around you Not in a loving way But in a way that would leave you breathless Like a sardine out of its can Would you like that? Would you like to be salmon served in Japan? Would that make you a man or is that not your plan? Although, months ago Things made no sense I was slow with nowhere to go You came to my funeral and sat in front row Now I’m tense for you smiled At the expense of my bones And the pain that ran through them Now they’re dry, bone dry Cold as stones I’m kneeling, all alone and I try To forgive the sweet salmon you are I look up to the sky And I know that I’d love to Leave you on a patch of cement Ladies and gents, here is a man with no plan A fish out of water, dear old Dan I’d charge a fee of two cents To see you cry And a five-dollar bill Just to see you try.