That is the problem with the young and educated of today. They talk a lot and they claim to know a lot but really they know nothing at all. We can talk all day about the bright futures we have ahead of us, the futures generously donated to us by our parents, who have loved us and provided for us since we were babies. Yet inside we are the same feeble, irrational creatures as we were in the womb. We think we can get away with anything by choking up a little tear in the eye, by refusing to pick up our toys and toils after we’re done with them, by saving money for an Irish cream coffee instead of putting it aside to pay back for the debt of our selfishness. We are babies, wrapped in the disguise of immaculate men and women. We are babies, with translucent skin and a hunger for the primitive needs, of leisure and pleasure and enough vodka to fill an aquarium. We are more childish than we were at thirteen, for w...